Yes, you heard it school fans (and consequently, non-school fans). School is in session. You are probably living it now as I type this. I am dying as I type this. Many people say you can't be allergic to school, or you can't die from going to school. Is this really true? Are you sure? By now, you might be doubting yourself. Actually, there are cases of college students dying from doing school. It is because they don't bother to sleep, eat, or even go to the bathroom. Yes, it is highly unfortunate, and even more highly unseen, but it is true. I stay up late doing school too. But at least I eat. And I definitely go to the bathroom. And I get as much sleep as possible. Not even in Texas, when I had what we call "butt-crack early" Seminary, or as I call it, "No-seminary-is-too-early-seminary" did I ever complain of a lack of sleep. 5:50 in the morning was when we had Seminary, which means that I had to wake up at 5:00. But anywho, I am slowly dying. My classes are leeching my life away. Honors Physics, (Like literally, I am taking the actual college course), AP Literature and Composition (Which really isn't that bad...) Government, (also not that hard), an easy math class, Journalism, (Which is not hard, but since I write for the school newspaper and I edit, it is kind of demanding) and Spanish II (Which if I could avoid, I would avoid it with my life. Unfortunately, in order to get into BYU, you have to have not one but TWO years of foreign language. Unfair, yo se. [Yo se is I know in Spanish]) I believe two things, which contradict each other. One: School is great. Most of the time. I love to learn, and I love that it gives me something to occupy my time with at the very least. Two, and this is the contradiction: School has to be nature's sick joke. I mean really. I has to be some horrible joke that nature plays on children to make there lives heck. It is nature's way of weeding out the idiots. (It isn't doing a very good job however, because of course, the idiots either somehow make it through school, or they avoid it all together and still manage to make it into our lives...) That and it promotes the more intelligent people to high positions, where they can accomplish more. (And yet, we still can't get rid of the idiots in the country.) Prime example: I know a guy, that since school is mandatory, he goes. (His parents make him at least.) But his lifelong goal is to be a farmer for the rest of his life. Really!? Why bother going to school then? Tell your parent's I am so done with this. Not that they will accept this, but if it gets one more idiot out of the schools, I don't care. It is great that he wants to be a farmer, really! We need farmers, because I don't know about you, but I NEED FOOD. And I really don't want to have to buy it from the government, which happens to be where everything is going here. But, instead of wasting your time, my time, and most importantly school's time, just get out there and do it. If you want, you can continue school, get an agricultural degree, and make twice as much money, I don't CARE. (And apparently, neither does the person in question) But, whatever you do, don't waste time. Idiots like certain people have very limited time, if you know what I mean. And life does not have a reset button like the Ipods people are so fond of using, or the button on your PS3 or Xbox that you play your CoD on. You have one chance. And you can waste it on whatever you like, except school, or in my presence. Bottom line: Idiots are who they are, they can't really change. But they could do the rest of us a favor and not take our time. School is in session, I am slowly dying, and you are probably sick of this post.
I will finish my rambling with the ending of the post now.
This is Zavier White signing off, steer clear of avalanches (and idiots),
ZW
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